Im the greatest undiscovered tennis player ever how do I become professional in an area with no tournaments?

you probably mean there are no pro tournaments around your area but there are always usta sanctioned junior tournaments around if you are under 18 all pros (fed, nadal, rod, djocovic) all got their starts as top junior players. a href="http://www.usta.com/Membership/Default.aspx" rel="nofollow"http://www.usta.com/Membership/Default.a…/a you can join the usta their and you will be able to see all tournaments in you area